Total Medals Earned: 160 (From 46 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,030 Points
Medals Earned: 3/30 (15/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
Welcome back!
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 5/13 (70/500 points)
First time upgrade. 100 bonus crystals!
Pass the tutorial. 100 bonus crystals!
Reach 250 score in a battle. 200 bonus crystals!
Upgrade a skill to level 5. 500 bonus crystals!
Reach 500 score in a battle. 500 bonus crystals!
Visit the credit page. 100 bonus crystals!
Play for 30 minutes. 500 bonus crystals!
Upgrade a skill to level 10. 1000 bonus crystals!
Play for 60 minutes. 1000 bonus crystals!
Get the game for Android™. 1000 bonus crystals!
Beat the boss for the first time. 1000 bonus crystals!
Beat the boss 3 times in a single battle. 2000 bonus crystals!
Max all skills except for the skill that raises the amount of your lives. 2000 bonus crystals!
Medals Earned: 14/17 (345/495 points)
Spend your first Talent Point.
Spend some rubies in the ugrade menu.
Play through the intro.
Defeat the first boss.
Fully upgrade your hero talents.
Have at least 4000 rubies when you enter the upgrade menu.
Fully upgrade your assault rifle.
Fully upgrade your bazooka.
Defeat the second boss.
Fully upgrade your sniper rifle.
Beat all the waves on endless mode.
Beat the final boss on beginner.
Defeat the third boss.
Fully upgrade all your weapons.
Unlock the secret companion cube.
Unlock the secret robot unicorn.
Beat the final boss on hard.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/275 points)
K.O your first goblin in battle!
K.O a goblin by crushing it!
Burn a bale of hay
Unlock all arrow types
Rescue your first civilian
Earn 30 stars
Drop a chandelier onto a goblin
Take out every single goblin
Rescure every civilian
Earn all 90 stars
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/100 points)
RAAAWR.
T_T
Caesar knows the score! Accumulate all party people.
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/500 points)
Find uncle
Meet the Thug
Find Abbey
Kill 20 Thugs
Kill 10 enemies by pistol
X20 combo!
Meet the Gun Thug
Kill 15 Gun Thugs
Defeat the Gentleman
Kill 15 Hummers
Meet the Hummer
Find the Keeper
Finish the game
Find all secrets
Complete with all A+
Defeat the Robot
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
Ram 10 bad vehicles off the screen
Click on the sponsor's link
Complete 12 levels with all parking spaces occupied
Complete 12 levels
Rate the game with a high score (Done? OK I believe you, click on this achievement to earn it)
Ram 20 bad vehicles off the screen
Complete 24 levels
Complete 24 levels with all parking spaces occupied
Complete 36 levels with all parking spaces occupied
Complete 36 levels
Complete 12 levels in time
Ram 30 bad vehicles off the screen
Complete 24 levels in time
Use special abilities 15 times
Complete 36 levels in time
Use special abilities 30 times
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 5/10 (95/315 points)
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Die before beating Luis.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
